**1. Snug Harbor (0:49) Hey, get up, have some fun tonight x7' **2. Rhyme Stealer (2:51) Well it don't take much for me to do my thing/ all I need is a mic and a ring magazine/ big beats 'a pumpin while the guitar blasts/ make the punk mother fuckers wanna kick my ass/ I am not the problem, what ya gonna do/ I am not the problem/ coming up to you/ I am not the problem/ I aint gonna solve 'em/ Im just gonna rob 'em/ rhyme stealer/ I see your rank moves and your rhymes aint tough/ when you gonna learn that enough is enough/ gettin loud and hard when I'm in your mix/ I caught the bomb and I'm gonna get six/ I am not the problem, what ya gonna do/ I am not the problem, commin up to you/ I am not the problem/ I aint gonna solve 'em/ IM just gonna rob 'em/ rhyme stealer/ I pull up to the party in my seventy-five 0/ my car, my star, add it up- who's show/ that's how I'm living, that's how I are/ skip mother fucker and I'll take it too/ far/ I am not the problem, what ya gonna do/ I am not the problem, commin up to you/ I am not the problem/ I aint gonna solve 'em/ IM just gonna rob 'em/ rhyme stealer **3. Iron Mic (4:40) Iron Mic He was the heavyweight king at the age of 21/ from the streets of NY where they're all called mean/ he never had no mom, never had no dad/ his aunt and Cus Da'mato was all he ever had/ but he found his pot of gold, consequently came Givins/ when they broke up it was him that was given/ and we like to build 'em up and we like to see 'em fall/ finally taken down by a hooker five feet tall/ I said you gotta set him free x4/ when push comes to shove x4/ It was a battle of brains, a battle of wit/ so my man got his mad skills, Allan Durschwitz/ but he left him out to dry, the judge was a fool/ using this case as publicity tool/ so it's off to cell to meet the prison staff/ the first thing they do is want his autograph/ and I just laugh cause he suffered the wrath/ now the man added time to his liberty path/ I said you gotta set him free x4/ when push comes to shove x4/ I heard he gets a lot of visits still he's got no family/ but he gets alot of love from the kids in Jodeci/ what Desiree sucks man on his new TV/ same name bitch but you look similar to me/ but thats another story, I'm gettin off track/; but when he gets out I think you better watch your back/ I said now when he gets out I think you better watch your back/ you might find yourself kid tagged and sacked/ I say they gotta set him free x4/ when push comes to shove x4/ we gotta set that motherfucker free **4. Hold Your Eyes (3:29) I got what you want, you know I got what you need/ See me come along my baby/ gonna give you some disease/ I'm gonna see you in the morning/ I'm going to feel you through the night/ I'm / close your breathe and hold your eyes/ trying to surprise, you know what I mean x4/ so I find you in the morning, lying on the floor/ the break up dress inside your mess, going see you once a more/ can I have all your digits, get a party on the floor/ baby I got something for you baby gonna leave you all alone/ Close your breathe and hold your eyes/ trying to spriest, you know what I mean x4/ Can you hear me, hear me, hear me/ Close your breathe and hold your eyes **5. The Greatest (4:40) The Greatest x2/ I must have been away too long, I don't think I can take it/ well this thing that's going on, there's no way I can fake it/ you see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest/ you see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest/ it's been a while since its happened to me now x2/ don't you feel good x2/ gotta/ get to where I am, and don't you try to understand/ are we seeing eye to eye, I'm believing all the lies/ you see my day-to-day thing, well let me tell you about the latest/ you see my day-to-day thing, in the story of the greatest/ its been a while since its happened to me now x2/ don't you feel good, thats how you feel when you feel all right x4 **6. Big Black Woman (1:43) **7. Mean Machine (2:41) The only good thing that's creeping in city/ Elvis had fifty but this one's mine/ Japanese cars, man, such a pity/ am radio suits me fine/ mean machine x2/ my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin'/ mean machine x2/ brakes are good, tires- fair/ every now and then I drive just to get away/ eatin' up two lanes I gotta find Sugar Ray/ can't stop now gimme all your money/ sometimes I drive slow, sometimes I drive quick/ mean machine x2/ my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' x2/ don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and slick and olive green x3/ a '68 coupe is all I need/ so don't you dare mess with my mean machine/ Jesus saves, Domi shoots and scores/ I'm with stupid, caught my finger in the door/ I'm wookin pa nub, like revenge of the nerds/ but my ass it's a play on words/ mean machine x2/ my daddy said son your gonna drive me to drinkin' x2/ don't you dare mess with my mean machine it's long and slick and olive green x3/ a '68 coupe is all I need /so don't ya dare mess with my mean machine/ don't fuck with it **8. Dance Party U.S.A (3:18) IM a star fucker/ IM a star/ Houston, Detroit, Atlanta, Miami/ I'm like the real world, I start in New York I'm in L.A. then Frisco x2/ and now your gonna/ miss out, gonna miss out, miss out/ gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out x2/ I've gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel/ turn it up turn it up x2/ Boston, Chicago, Toronto, Seattle/ I got a problem, not the way it should be, but it makes me feel all right x2/ and now your gonna miss out, gonna miss out, miss out/ gonna miss out, yeah your gonna miss out x2/ I gotta new God he's on the wheels of steel/ turn it up turn it up x4/ It's going down, down, down/ I'm a star fucker/ I'm a star x2/ I got a new God he's on the wheels of steel/ turn it up, turn it up x4 **9. 10 Seconds Down (3:39) I'm not the one to stay up all night/ but I am the one to turn off the light/ I'm not the one to make it all come true/ but I am the one who's good at two/ say you just don't care but you still wanna try it (then try it) x2/ 10 seconds down/ remote, remote control x2/ now I told you so but you didn't believe/ now you gotta goal that you didn't achieve/ and I don't care I can't say the word/ it's not my fault I didn't get past third/ say you just don't care but you still wanna try it (then try it) x2/ 10 seconds down/ remote, remote control x4/ I'm not the one to stay up all night/ but I am the one to turn off the light/ but I'm not the one to make it all come true/ but I am the one who's good it two/ say you just don't care but you still wanna try it (then try it) x2/ 10 seconds down/ remote, remote control x4/ it's the death of rock 'n' roll and I'm killin' it x3/ it's the death of rock 'n' roll and i'm...killin' it! **10. Danzig Needs A Hug (3:07) Ha, ha, touch the sky, won't come back till the day I die x4/ beautiful morning/ the sun is shining, I got my life behind me x2/ stay all night if the price is right, I told you so x4/ come to me x4/ ha ha touch the sky, wont come back till the day I die x4/ beautiful morning/ the sun is shining, I got my life behind me x2/ you can stay all night if the price is right, I told you so x4/ come to me x4/ I feel like the next contestant... **11. Drive By (1:58) * = Mark left speaker # = Stan right speaker $ = Rodney right speaker * Chile Taco's, may I take your order please # What? * Ba da DA DA DA, BA DA la DA DA * Chile's Taco, may I take your order please or would you like to try... # Uh, no thanks, uh can I get two * Pull over to the window so I can see you * Pull over to the window so I can see you # Wait, can I get two soft taco's with sour cream? * Okay, can I take your order please? # Yeah, I said two soft taco's with sour cream * Whatever $ Get me one, getta shake # What kinda shake? Chocolate or vanilla? $ Chocolate # A large, a large chocolate shake * Large chocolate shake # Two green burritos * Two green buurrrrritos # yeah, two green with extra sauce * Okay # And ahhh wanna quesa chicken quesadilla * Okay, it's a deal $ Combo burrito # Okay, and a combo burrito $ Do you have enough money? # I got all the money, can you read that back please? * Yes, you'd like two big-Macs, quarter-pounder with cheese.. # No! No! did not, did not say hamburger * Would you like a twinkie? # Fuck! Burritos! $ (laughing in the background) * $4.50 at the window, thank you! **12. Caboose (3:13) Jump up, jump back/ daredevil woman try to tell me how to act/ I feel mean, you look clean/ your the best woman that I ever seen/ no jock, let's rock/ listen to the band rock, rock, rock/ too loud, too bad/ things were gonna do don't tell your dad/ I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) x2/ well I'm a king, you're a queen/ can't be royal 'cause were so obscene/ don't lie, let's fly/ you know there aint nothin that could take it so high/ the caboose, it's juiced/ take it from the train now I'm gonna get loose/ to the east, to the west/ never slowing down till you shoot your best/ I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) x2/ I can't breathe, I'm out of air/ when I'm back here all I see is your hair/ I need time, to push a dime/ rushing this thing would be a capital crime/ don't quit, this is it/ bumping & grinding yeah do the whole bit / I'm done, I'm gone/ when the rhymes over so is the song/ I wanna ride your caboose (turn me loose) x2 **13. Scuzzboots (3:29) Call you on the telephone/ supposing that your not alone/ baby talking all around/ saying that you can't be found/ you say your never really satisfied it's not enough it's never enough x2/ tell the truth, to find another lover x2/ finding it hard, finding it harder x2/ the room is kinda dark at night/ used to have you by my side/ seems the more I gave to you/ kept us from being true/ you say your never really satisfied its not enough its never enough x2/ tell the truth, to find another lover/ finding it hard, finding it harder **14. Streaker (4:12) your throwin' sticks and stones, your breakin' my bones man/ I can see you got to leave it alone/ your trying hard, pushing hard, trying hard, pushing harder/ but I'm smartest, I want you to know this/ you gotta get down if you want to hang around x3/ and if you want to hang around you gotta get down/ what ever happened to girls that were freakin/ everybody was streakin it was no big thing man/ if I had the choice I'd bring it all back/ everybody's talkin' bout me gonna blow my stack/ you gotta get down if you want to hang around x3 /and if you want to hang around you gotta get down/ dance around the pool in a jock like Hammer/ g-string up my ass so my cheeks are getting tanner/ now I'm in the chaise lounge in a Burt Reynolds pose/ socks on my feet you know I got ugly toes/ motherfucker I'm Mark with a K not a C/ when I'm face down get a ride from McG/ you gotta get down if you want to hang around x3/ and if you want to hang around...you gotta get down **One Brave Cowboy (Hidden Acoustic Track) One brave cowboy/ One brave man/ who gave his own life and/ she'll never see him again/ high school sweetheart/ friendship ring/ and when they would pass by/ ya know the birds would surely sing/ country came calling/ and took his life/ when the news hit home/ t'was the middle of the night/ one brave cowboy/ one brave man/ gave his own life and/ she'll never see him again/ one brave cowboy/ one brave man/ gave his own life and/ she'll never see him again
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